"She may have taken the house, my 401K, and the Street Glide, but I still have my Yamaha, two changes of clothes, and my dignity...well, sort of. Hope this Motel 6 takes checks."
"Future KLR owner."
"Touratech's new retro top case, the Samsonite, comes in avocado green."
"Chuck Norris is back in town."
"Business in the back, party in the front."
"Is this the new Kawasaki H2?"
"Got places to be and things to do."
"Divorced, single, and ready to move on."
"Comes with a free U2 album."
"She said it was either her or the bike. I moved out."
"Anyone order a pizza?"
"Brut, leopard-print undies, 4-in.-wide plaid tie, cassette player, The Doors, a bag of weed ... Can you hear me knocking, girl?
"The Not-So-Super T with optional top case."