Why is it that grown men suddenly get foolish when they get on a small bike? At the global press introduction for the 2015 KTM RC390, held in Modena, Italy, there was a raft of front-end slides and an (un?) impressive number of lowsides. And, yes, I was among the guilty, losing the front and sliding to a complete stop on my knee, elbow, and shoulder, miraculously protecting the RC390 from any damage aside from a broken brake pedal. Does that even count as a crash?